Amber Heard and Johnny Depp at the “Black Mass” Premiere

Posted on September 17, 2015

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp attend the “Black Mass” premiere during the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival at The Elgin in Toronto, Canada.

 

Remember when Johnny Depp was the sensitive young indie film prince of the ’90s?

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Did anyone predict he’d age into the outrageously sad cliche that he is? Now he’s just another middle-aged dude trying way too hard to look less ridiculous standing next to their young-enough-to-be-his-daughter bride. And what makes it so maddening is that he works really hard to look as silly and out of touch as he can. It’d be one thing if he was trying to make skinny jeans work for him, but this weird hippy gangster shit thing he’s got going on is objectively awful.

Also, Johnny, we have no objections to male stars wearing makeup on the RC, but you should probably pay someone to put it on you rather than smearing it all over your face with a plastic butter knife (we’re assuming).  That is one seriously pasty-beige face, mister.

She looks pretty fab in comparison. We might be bored by the simplicity of her look in any other instance, but she seems to understand she needs to tone it down when propping up her elderly windchime.

Style Credits:
Victoria Beckam Black Dress from the Resort 2016 Collection
Tom Ford Suit

[Photo Credit: GG/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Getty Images, Victoria Beckham]

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