ABC’s TGIT Line-up Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on September 29, 2015

It’s an all-Shondaland red carpet, darlings! In other words…  How to Get Away with Scandalously Dressing Your Anatomy!

Let’s get to judging it.

 

Viola Davis
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As per the uzh, she’s over-shimmered, but aside from that, we have no complaints.

 

Bellamy Young in Naeem Khan
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Pretty enough. The beading works better here than it did on Christina Hendricks’ very similar Emmys gown, but we keep clawing at our necks when look at that collar. It looks too high to us. Also: the clutch is cute but the shoes are making our eyelids twitch. Those little bows are too much.

 

Alfred Enoch
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LOVE this, but the dress shoes sure don’t seem like the right thing to wear with it. Then again, we’re probably the last two people who’d know how to style a dashiki correctly.

 

Darby Stanchfield in Caterina Gatta
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If she had little fairy wings, they wouldn’t look out of place.

 

Aja Naomi King
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Not bad, but the makeup looks a bit smudgey/heavy and the red shoes don’t do anything for the look. Gold or silver shoes would’ve taken it somewhere.

 

Portia de Rossi
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Works for us. Maybe a bit on the severe side, but that’s kind of her thing.

 

Jack Falahee
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Oh please. Go home.

 

Sarah Drew
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Cute enough. Once again, we find the shoe choice to be disappointig. Some contrast and color would’ve been a good idea here.

 

Liza Weil
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That is the dowdiest skirt we’ve seen in ages. And those orthopedic devices don’t actually help.

 

Karla Souza
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Girl, whut.

She’s got the legs to wear a romper, but the jacket hits at the exact wrong spot, eliminating her waist and making her look like a square with legs.

 

Kevin McKidd
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Jacket’s a skosh tight and the pants are a skosh long, but he’ll do.

 

Ellen Pompeo
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Merry Christmas, Ellen Pompeo! And a Happy and Healthy 1987 to you!

 

Katie Lowes
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This dress looks like an accident.

 

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