This little poledance has been quite the saga. She kept heading out in these crazy-chic eye-catching red carpet looks and he kept heading out in an undershirt and the same pair of pants, day after day. We grew hoarse from all the yelling at him.
But now, for some reason, she went from chic to “porn star” and he went from douchebro to “porn star’s creepy middle-aged boyfriend/manager.”
Okay, maybe we’re being a little harsh with her. But that is a LOT of boob and leg to be showing off at the same time. It’s not a terrible gown, though. In fact, with a different neckline, we think this would look pretty chic. The color looks great on her. She’s the exact right shade of white-girl tan to pull off this shade. The shoes are fab, but we aren’t in love with the putty color.
As for him, we don’t even know. He’s wearing a custom tuxedo that fits him terribly (which kind of puts the lie to the whole “custom” thing) that he paired with a t-shirt. The suit-and-t-shirt look is something that can work on the right man, but unless you pull it off exactly right, it can look awfully stale and aging. And at this point, we feel it’s pretty much pointless to mention that you don’t wear suede lace-ups with a tux. After all, his shoe choice is the least of the problems here.
Go home, kids. You’re drunk.
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