In which we continue doing God’s work by yelling at lazy-ass actors.
Zac Efron and Emily Ratajkowski attend the European Premiere of “We Are Your Friends” at Ritzy Brixton in London. Emily Ratajkowski is wearing a David Koma dress from the Fall 2015 collection accessorized with a Monique Lhuillier clutch and Giuseppe Zanotti heels.
SHE: Looks spectacular. That’s a stunning dress in a color that really sings on her. The shoes are interesting without being focus-pulling. And while we’d quibble (a little) with the hem length and (a lot) with her hair, for the most part, she’s polished, presentable and put together in a way one would expect when appearing at promotional event that likely cost ten thousand+ dollars to launch.
HE: Is a lazy asshole in a fucking undershirt.
Just once, we’d like to see an actress stand next to her underdressed male co-star, turn to the cameras, do an up-and-down motion with her hand like a Price is Right model and accompany that with an expression that reads “Can you BELIEVE this shit?” Then point to her hair, makeup, dress, jewelry and shoes. Then hold up a little sign listing exactly what undergarments and/or shapewear she’s required to wear to make this dress work and the amount of time she spent in hair and makeup for this event. Then slap him, flip the bird at the cameras, and storm off.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, Awais/PacificCoastNews]
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