Rupert Friend at the “Hitman: Agent 47” New York Screening

Posted on August 14, 2015

Listen, Rupert. The poledance can be an exhausting and soul-sucking thing. We get it. Or at least we like to pretend we do. But you haven’t been asked to do THAT much with this thing, so could you maybe draw on your actor’s training to make it look like you’re happy to be here?

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Also: everything fits you badly here. Perhaps that’s why you’re in a bad mood.

Suggestion: For casual events like this, we suspect you could keep the vest and shirt, put on some black jeans, and slay the room with your hotness. So long as you can get your makeup artist to pull in the reins on the foundation.

[Photo Credit: Roger Wong/INFphoto.com]

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