Melissa Rivers, Brad Goreski, Giuliana Rancic at the NBC Universal 2015 Summer Press Tour

Posted on August 13, 2015

Let’s turn the tables on these bitches, bitches!

Especially since roughly 50% of what we’re looking at here is really bad!

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Ooof. This is more tragic than it needed to be. Let’s break it down.

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Girl, no. You’re taking over the hosting of this little show, which means you damn sure need to step up your red carpet game. This isn’t just bad, it’s terrible. The blouse is dowdy-looking office-wear, but the skirt is a crime against… well, against Melissa Rivers, actually.

Honey, you better get yourself a stylist PRONTO.

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We don’t understand what we’re looking at here. We like the shirt and the shoes. But the jacket is boxy and the sleeves are too long on him. And we don’t know… we’re all for growing away from the somewhat stereotypical “fashion twink” look he’s been sporting since forever, but the combo of the eyeglass frames, stubble and unbuttoned shirt are sending off some slightly sleazy Terry Richardson-esque vibes.


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Winner by default, which makes a certain amount of sense since she’s probably been on twice as many red carpets as the other two combined. That doesn’t mean we love it, though. Probably could’ve used a belt and the shoes are a bit much when paired with that skirt.


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