Lena Dunham in Lisa Perry at Paddle and Party for Pink Event

Posted on August 03, 2015

This is not the first time we’ve opened up a Lena Dunham post with the following command, nor, we suspect, will it be the last time.

Brace yourselves.

 

Lena-Dunham-Paddle-Party-Pink-Event-Fashion-Lisa-Perry-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Lena Dunham attends the Hamptons Paddle and Party for Pink event benefiting the Breast Cancer Research Foundation in Bridgehampton, New York in a Lisa Perry ‘Pieces’ dress paired with ASOS ‘Say You Will’ pointed heels.

Lena-Dunham-Paddle-Party-Pink-Event-Fashion-Lisa-Perry-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Lisa Perry ‘Pieces’ Dress

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GAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! MAKE THEM GO AWAY! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

Dear GOD, those things are hiddy.

 

Lena-Dunham-Paddle-Party-Pink-Event-Fashion-Lisa-Perry-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-(4B)ASOS ‘Say You Will’ Pointed Heels

“Say You Will” NOT EVER wear these things, more like it.

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She almost had us with that dress. We don’t think it’s the best possible shape for her, but it has a colorful, (almost) grownup sophistication that takes it away from her normal toddler wear. We like it much better from the side, which leads us to think that a wider shoulder and smaller armholes would probably make it look better from the front. At any rate, that dress is clearly not the big story here. It takes a lot to pull attention from a neon orange and shocking pink dress, but bless her heart, she managed it.

We keep trying to picture an outfit that works with those shoes and, outside of a few Halloween costume ideas, we’re coming up totally blank.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, lisaperrystyle.com, asos.com]

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