Brit, we’ll just say this: If your goal was to show how much time has passed since you yourself were a Teen who made Choices; if you wanted to look like a Cool Mom; if your point in picking this outfit was to show you’re as tacky as you were back in your denim gown days, then MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The two-tone, brightly glowing pancaked boobs really sell that whole “I’m here for the youths” image.
On the other hand, the hair is kind of fun. But really, we’re just casting about desperately for something nice to say at this point.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Mikael D]