Amy Schumer at the 2015 Locarno Film Festival

Posted on August 10, 2015

We’re issuing a call to arms to all kittens. Gather together, darlings. We all need to decide what to do about Amy’s dress:

Amy-Schumer-Trainwreck-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Locarno-Film-Festival-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Amy Schumer attends “Trainwreck” photocall during the 2015 Locarno Film Festival in in Locarno, Switzerland in a dot print sleeveless dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti suede strappy sandals.

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Because we’re thinking … honestly? It’s kind of cute. Or it could be, with some better styling.

The hair and the shoes are no-brainers, as far as we’re concerned. The Frozen braid is still a huge NO, even more so because she’s beaten this particular dead horse far too many times on this poledance. Lose it, Amy. It’s not fabulous and it’s not really doing anything for you. And of course we would almost certainly never recommend a red pair of shoes with a red dress. The very idea, darlings. We may need to lie down for a moment. Also: someone needs to talk to her makeup artist about contouring because her face looks moon-y (flat and white) and underdone all the time.

But the dress, you guys. Can it be saved? We’re asking. Because we kind of like the color and the shape for her, but it clearly comes off a little smock-ish without some sassy styling. So what are your recommendations? A belt would change the shape too much and raise the skirt to scary heights, so that’s out. A pendant? Some funky earrings? Cocktail rings and bangles? All of the above? What can be done to save Amy’s dress, darlings?

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