Darlings, the ad campaign for Tay’s Taylor Swift for Keds line has debuted, complete with inspirational taglines like “THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS AN AVERAGE GIRL” and “ALL DRESSED UP WITH EVERYWHERE TO GO,” which will no doubt inspire Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry to go out and
burn buy as many as possible.
We, for our parts, are far more interested in assessing Tay’s modeling skills because we want to see if any of Karlie Kloss rubbed off on her.
First up: Spinal Injury Tay.
Mmmm. Points for effectively demonstrating the limits of her dance skills, at least.
Next up is Frightened, Shivering Tay:
Because nothing says “girl power” and “fun” like a shot that makes you look like your abductor took the picture.
Then there’s “I Don’t Understand How Outerwear Works” Tay:
“Only my forearms and upper thighs get cold! What’s an empowered, fun-loving girl to do?”
And finally, there’s “This Is Where the Line to the Bathroom Starts” Tay:
She’s really gotta go so don’t even THINK of cutting, bitch.
[Photo Credit: Courtesy of Keds]
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