Ladies at the Lancôme 80th Anniversary Party

Posted on July 08, 2015

Go on, girls! Get down with your stiff posing and revealing body language! It’s a veritable tribute to great skin and great lighting! Congrats! You’re all winners!

Rossellini-Nyongo-Roberts-Cruz-Winslet-Collins-Lancome-80th-Anniversary-Party-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Isabella Rossellini, Lupita Nyong’o (in Prada), Julia Roberts, Penelope Cruz (in Emilio Pucci), Kate Winslet (in Azzedine Alaïa), and Lily Collins (in Mikael D) attend Lancôme’s 80th Anniversary Party in Paris, France.

Rossellini-Nyongo-Roberts-Cruz-Winslet-Collins-Lancome-80th-Anniversary-Party-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Julia Roberts’ clear unwillingness to share the spotlight with any other woman is HILARIOUS. Girl, for an actress, you sure don’t seem to understand how revealing body language can be.

Rossellini-Nyongo-Roberts-Cruz-Winslet-Collins-Lancome-80th-Anniversary-Party-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)LOOK at her. She’s leaning so far away from Lupita we’re afraid she might tip over into Penelope Cruz and then we’d have this whole domino effect as European actresses tumble to the floor, one after the other.

Julia! You look pretty great here! Are you pissed that Isabella stole your tuxedo thunder? Don’t worry about it! She looks great too, but in a totally different way! It’s okay to stand next to other accomplished women, dear.

Lupita is SLAYING, as per the uzh.

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Ooooh, and the Europeans offer up a spotty showing. Lily looks great. It’s not the most original or striking dress we’ve seen this year, but it suits her and she looks very pretty. Penelope? We don’t even know, girl. If you’re so desperate to show off your thighs, why not just wear a mini-skirt? Because that skirt just looks dumb. Kate, you need to stop with the Croydon facelift. You’re better than that. 


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