Kristen Stewart and Chloë Sevigny Having a Smoke in LA

Posted on July 29, 2015

Darlings, the existence of these pictures FILLS us with glee. We are positively GIDDY at the prospect of divining whatever it is the two of them could possibly be talking about. Just think of the possibilities! Art! Sex!  How much smiling sucks! How much everyone else sucks! Acting! Fashion! Cinema! World events! Karl Lagerfeld’s vacation plans! Who they’ve fucked that no one else knows about! Their favorite fashion bloggers!

Excuse us. We may have to sit down for a moment. The possibilities have overwhelmed us. Just gaze and imagine, darlings:

Kristen-Stewart-Chloe-Sevigny-GOTS-LACA-GHAS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Kristen Stewart and Chloë Sevigny having a smoke outside in Los Angeles, California.

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Kristen-Stewart-Chloe-Sevigny-GOTS-LACA-GHAS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)

Kristen-Stewart-Chloe-Sevigny-GOTS-LACA-GHAS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)

Kristen-Stewart-Chloe-Sevigny-GOTS-LACA-GHAS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)

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Kristen-Stewart-Chloe-Sevigny-GOTS-LACA-GHAS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)

ARE YOU NOT OVERWHELMED BY THIS COLLISION OF CELEBRITY ENNUI? Truly, this is a meeting of the minds akin to Galileo and Einstein having a cup of tea together. This is an occasion so momentous it will likely take decades if not centuries for its true impact to be understood. Remember where you were this day, darlings. You’ll be telling people about it for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile, in the real world…

K: Hey.

C: Hey.

K: Bum a light?

C: Sure.

K: Thanks. I like your shoes.

C: Thanks. They’re uncomfortable.

K: Yeah, I bet.

C: …

K: …

C: Hot out.

K: Yeah.

C: …

K: …

C: Aight. See you inside.

K: Yep.

 

[Photo Credit: Fresh/INFphoto.com]

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