Kate Hudson in Julien Macdonald at the 2015 Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation Gala

Poor Kate. This is the exact moment she realized “Oh shit. There are cameras here and I’m wearing lingerie for some reason.”

Kate Hudson attends the 2015 Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation Gala at Domaine Bertaud Belieu in Saint-Tropez, France in a Julien MacDonald gown from the Fall 2015 collection paired with a Tyler Alexandra ‘Jamie’ framed clutch.

Julien MacDonald Fall 2015 Collection

We had our time as slutty gays dancing shirtless when the mood struck us, but even so, we can’t imagine going out in something like this and not feeling a little self-conscious. Sure, she’s in St. Tropez and Leo DiCaprio is her host, which means on some level, this kind of look is to be expected, but we just can’t imagine walking around slinging cocktails and making small talk in a fetish night gown. Not because we’re prudish, but because we’d inevitably wind up saying something like, “I’m sorry. I feel ridiculous in this thing. I’ma get something less see-through and be back in time for the appetizers. Fuck sucking in my stomach, right? Bring on the shrimp rolls and potato puffs. Get me a drink. Be right back as soon as I find a t-shirt or something.”

In other words, we’d pretty much sell it like this:

“HAHA! I know, right? Who do I have to seduce to get a cocktail around here?”

Nice face-saving there, Kate.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]

• Julien MacDonald
• Kate Hudson
• Leonardo DiCaprio Foundatio Gala
• Red Carpet
• Tyler Alexandra