Jessica Alba at the Tory Burch Paris Flagship Opening

Oooh, honey. We’ll give you credit for the effort – God knows you’re posing like your life depends on it – but you’re not really pulling this one off.

Jessica Alba attends the Tory Burch Paris Flagship store opening after party at on July 7, 2015 in Paris, France.

Tory Burch Fall 2015 Collection

Just yesterday we noted that she had a January Jones-like ability to pull off some wackadoo looks, but then she had to turn around and prove us wrong. Don’t feel bad, dear. This is pure FMO – For Models Only. And even then, it’s a fairly unattractive look. The sheer panels paired with such a heavy fabric is particularly awkward.

We appreciate the attempt to tone it down a little by dumping the fringed sash, but all that did was expose how tight this is on her, which means she must be wearing the version made for 6-year-olds, because we can’t even imagine how small a dress must be to be tight on Jessica Alba.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]

• Jessica Alba
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