And now, T Lo Theater will provide alternate dialogue for the following shots of J Lo’s new show Amy Gonzales, Strong Independent Latina Lady Cop for NBC.
“FREEZE, motherhumper! These cheap fabrics are irritating my skin and GOD ONLY KNOWS what I’m capable of!”
“Stop right there, punk!
Let me put my purse down. I’m not used to carrying stuff around.”
“Ah! Ah! Ah! Don’t you move, ‘perp!’ I just got a pedicure!”
“You think this is funny, jerk? I don’t care! I’m not even looking at you or pointing my gun in the right direction!”
And finally, what is likely to be closer to accurate:
“FREEZE, you son of a bitch! This is the full shot and I can’t run in these Louboutins!”
We feel it will be our duty to live-tweet this show when it airs. God is telling us so.
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