Let’s have a little color, shall we? This summer’s red carpets have been distressingly devoid of it.
So you got the color part right, Jane. You picked out a pretty good dress for this kind of premiere. It’s showy and attention-seeking. It flatters and it’s a little on the classy side. But it kinda looks like patio furniture circa 1980, so there’s that. Also: We have to assume your stylist hates you and that’s why you’re sporting pointy-toed orange satin shoes with an orange stain ankle strap. Because honestly, the description alone should have elicited a firm “NO” from you on the question of whether to wear them. In addition: that’s poolside hair.
So, you picked out a colorful dress, Jane. Points for that. But boy, did you ever flub it on the details.
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