Friday Leftovers

Posted on July 31, 2015

We’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, peeps. In a week in which barely any celeb managed to do something interesting on a red carpet (in truth, none of them did), the following celebs really outdid everyone else on the whole “boring as shit” front.

Hit it, Oh boring ones.

Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin at the “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation” New York City Premiere.

She’s alright. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but the dress is cute enough. He’s wearing a total Pop-Pop suit that puts about 15 years on his age. And while we try not to be too adamant on the shaving thing (and mostly fail, we admit), we consider it an inarguable rule that gray-haired men with totally gray whiskers have to either commit to the full beard or remain clean-shaven at all times. White stubble makes you look homeless. We speak from experience here.

 

 

America Ferrera
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)America Ferrera America Ferrera at the Live Pitch Event for “The Next MacGyver” Competition.

 

Realtor of the Month Award recipient.

 

Eva Mendes
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Eva Mendes launches Estee Lauder New Dimension Skincare at Nordstrom Aventura in Aventura, Florida.

 

This is kind of breezily fabulous in a classic Halston sort of way, but the shoes don’t seem right to us.

 

 

Kelly Ripa
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Kelly Ripa attends OCRF’s 18th Annual Super Saturday NY Co-Sponsored by FIJI Water in Water Mill, New York.

 

Sweetie, you’re way too bland to pull off such a nothing of a dress.

 

Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth and Luke Hemsworth
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth and Luke Hemsworth at the premiere of ‘Vacation’ at Regency Village Theater in Westwood, Los Angeles.

 

This

*wiggling index finger back and forth while moving hand up and down*

will do nicely.

 

Matthew Fox
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)Matthew Fox at photocall for ‘Extinction’ at the NH Collection Eurobuilding Hotel in Madrid, Spain.

 

Someone gave this douchebag work?

 

Orlando Bloom
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Orlando Bloom at Giffoni Film Festival 2015 in Giffoni Valle Piana, Italy.

 

All the girls in Freshman year love the new Algebra teacher.

 

 

Rebecca Ferguson in Diane von Furstenberg
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (8)Rebecca Ferguson at “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation” London Exclusive Screening in Diane von Furstenberg.

 

This actually works quite well for us. The makeup’s a little “1950s Barbie,” but that’s not necessarily a bad thing, now that we’ve typed that description out.

 

 

Salma Hayek
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (9)Salma Hayek at the screening of GKIDS’ “Kahlil Gibran’s The Prophet” at Bing Theatre At LACMA in Los Angeles, California.

 

Go home, Salma. You have all the money in the world and access to practically any item of high-end clothing you could possibly want. You chose this.

 

Simon Pegg
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (10)Simon Pegg at “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation” London Exclusive Screening.

This would be acceptable if the jacket wasn’t too small on him.

 

 

Tom Cruise in Giorgio Armani
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (11)Tom Cruise at “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation” London Exclusive Screening in Giorgio Armani.

 

Enh. S’alright. No complaints.

 

Tyra Banks
Friday-Leftovers-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-31-7-2015-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (12)Tyra Banks at America’s Next Top Model Cycle 22 Premiere Party in Los Angeles.

Serving CRAZY.

 

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