We’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, peeps. In a week in which barely any celeb managed to do something interesting on a red carpet (in truth, none of them did), the following celebs really outdid everyone else on the whole “boring as shit” front.
Hit it, Oh boring ones.
She’s alright. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but the dress is cute enough. He’s wearing a total Pop-Pop suit that puts about 15 years on his age. And while we try not to be too adamant on the shaving thing (and mostly fail, we admit), we consider it an inarguable rule that gray-haired men with totally gray whiskers have to either commit to the full beard or remain clean-shaven at all times. White stubble makes you look homeless. We speak from experience here.
Realtor of the Month Award recipient.
This is kind of breezily fabulous in a classic Halston sort of way, but the shoes don’t seem right to us.
Sweetie, you’re way too bland to pull off such a nothing of a dress.
*wiggling index finger back and forth while moving hand up and down*
will do nicely.
Someone gave this douchebag work?
All the girls in Freshman year love the new Algebra teacher.
This actually works quite well for us. The makeup’s a little “1950s Barbie,” but that’s not necessarily a bad thing, now that we’ve typed that description out.
Go home, Salma. You have all the money in the world and access to practically any item of high-end clothing you could possibly want. You chose this.
This would be acceptable if the jacket wasn’t too small on him.
Enh. S’alright. No complaints.
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