Imaginary Fanning sister phone convo:
E: Hey, big sis.
D: Hey, kid sis.
E: Listen, I was gonna go “shopping” today, and by that I mean —
D: Putting on some free clothes and having your publicist call the paps? Ohmigod, ME TOO!
E: Yay! It is so awesome being us.
D: True. So you wanna come?
E: With you? Well… I don’t want to take the spotlight off you…
D: The FUCK? Bitch, DON’T EVEN.
E: What? I’m just saying. I plan on going out in something sweet and cute, that shows off a lot of skin but nonetheless plays off my virginal good-girl persona, which is simply bound to get much more attention than … whatever it is you decide to throw on.
D: FUCK THAT NOISE. I’ma go out dressed like I sing in a dive bar band. We’ll just see who gets papped more, you ungrateful little pixie.
E: IT. IS. ON. Stand back, grandma. Lethal cuteness coming through.
D: Dude, I am going to look so badass and IDGAF that this contest will be over before it even starts.
E: I’m making wanking motions with my hand right now. Just promise me one thing.
E: Let’s both wear goofy things on our feet and flick our hair behind our ears so people will know it’s us.
D: Oh, of course.
Cute, in a sickly sweet sort of way. Upholds the Fanning family tradition of ugly footwear.
Kinda badass chic, in a cranky sort of way. And the footwear is actually kind of cute.
T LO VERDICT: Technically, Elle probably wins this round, but Dakota’s sour expression makes us think she’d be more fun to hang out with and judge other people. Besides, the “dress and sneakers” things is very on trend at the moment, way more than Elle’s clunky soles.
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