Uh-oh, you guys. You might want to stand back. We are in the early stages of experiencing that thing that always happens to anyone who stays too long on the internet…
The pictures? The clothes? Feh. Whatevs. It’s Calvin Klein, which is pretty much a sleep aid in fashion form. There’s a reason their ads are always so sexed up. It’s because the clothes are practically invisible when you photograph them. But that’s not what has us stabby. No, it’s THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF THIS AD CAMPAIGN.
These “texts” were clearly written by an octogenarian who has never seen, let alone sent, a text in their life.
I am. Are you still?
WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT IN RESPONSE TO THAT QUESTION? Everyone knows it should be “Yeah. U?”
Other things found in these texts that no one has ever texted to anyone else in the history of texting:
“Better now that I’m talking to the owner of 2k followers”
“no concern necessary of the ‘committed open relationship’ you mentioned?”
“you might want to rethink that outside your door. she wants.”
“Ah, Ok, yes. Yes, I’m nervous.”
“So what … he’s just cool with you doing what you want?”
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. Your texts sound like they were lifted from an old Sex & the City script. The only one that seemed remotely realistic was the one with the two guys, because they barely typed a word. “Inspired by actual events and people,” our perky gay asses.
[Photo Credit: Mario Sorrenti/Courtesy of Calvin Klein Jeans]
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