Britney Spears in Davidson Zanine at the 2015 ESPYS

Posted on July 16, 2015

People tend to get angry at us when we rag on Britney’s style choices. That’s fine. We can take it.

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An ice-dancer’s costume made out of a repurposed fortune-teller’s tablecloth.

COME AT US, BRO.

Really, is anyone going to argue with us on this? Come now. This is a very silly dress with very awkward proportions. That massive neckline plunge paired with that too-thick fringe is just so damn awkward-looking. And worse, it all looks so cheap; like “drugstore-bought Halloween costume” cheap. Are we bitches? Well yes, but that’s not the point. We say all of this because dammit, we just care so much.

Brit, you can do better than this. Pretty much anyone could do better than this.

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/INFphoto.com, Getty Images]

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