Amber Heard in Cushnie et Ochs at the “Magic Mike XXL” Amsterdam Premiere

Posted on July 02, 2015

Aaaaaannnd she’s back to boring the hell out of us.

She had a good run, though. One entire outfit that didn’t bore us, in a long line of boring-ass looks. Bless her, she tried.

Amber-Heard-Magic-Mike-XXL-Amsterdam-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Cushnie-Ochs-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (2)Amber Heard attends the premiere of “Magic Mike XXL” in Amsterdam, Netherlands in a Cushnie et Ochs dress from the Resort 2016 collection paired with Christian Louboutin pumps.

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Amber-Heard-Magic-Mike-XXL-Amsterdam-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Cushnie-Ochs-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (3)Cushnie et Ochs Resort 2016 Collection

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There’s nothing particularly egregious about the dress, although it does nothing for her, nor does she do much with it. It just kind of hangs there. We can all agree the slit’s tacky though; right? Between this and Beyonce’s hilarious version of office-wear yesterday, we fear these gaping slits are becoming a thing. They make any dress look like a Halloween hooker costume.

Also: those shoes are kind of cute, but they tend to make the look all the more hooker-ish.

Also-also: if you guys don’t do something with the phrase “gaping slits,” we’ll be very disappointed in you all.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Cushie et Ochs]

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