Zoe Saldana in Dolce&Gabbana at the 2015 Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards

Posted on June 08, 2015

You know the phrase “That’s a lot of dress?” Well, that doesn’t alway refer to the volume or weight of the textile used to make the dress. Sometimes – more often than not, in our usage – it just means that the style is too overwhelming to be pulled of by mere humans. So with that definition in mind, know that this is NOT a lot of dress:

Zoe-Saldana-Spike-TV-Guys-Choice-Awards-2015-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Dolce-Gabbana-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Zoe Saldana attends the 2015 Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California in a Dolce&Gabbana long sleeve dress paired with Christian Louboutin sandals.

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This is a metric shit-tonne of dress.

It’s too heavy for this time of year and we can’t actually say we think it’s pretty, but you can’t fault her for lack of boldness. It’s got a heavy sci-fi costyume feel to it, falling somewhere between Blade Runner and The Fifth Element on the scale. That’s about as perfect a style for Zoe “Gamora/Neytiri” Saldana as we could ever dream up. This actually looks like a dress you’d see in the background of a Guardians of the Galaxy scene. Well done. We doubt anyone could pull this off half as well.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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