Overall, it was a tasteful crowd, as one would expect from the Tonys. There were no true disasters and the stars were a little looser and freer in their choices than they would be for something like the Oscars, but it’s definitely not the time or place for too much flash. Tasteful glamour is the style directive of the night, and we have to say, a lot of attendees nailed it.
Although that won’t stop us from being judgmental bitches with whore mouths about it. We can’t help being as God made us, darlings.
Hit it, thespians.
Enh. There’s minimalism and then there’s just plain dull.
Easy there, son. Remember to breathe.
We can’t tell if that color works for her because the hedge is too distracting behind her, but this is a pretty dress.
Gorge. Love the bracelets. Intrigued by the shoes, but the dress probably needed another inch to its hem.
There’s nothing flattering about this dress.
Gets the job done. No complaints here.
It is impossible for us to like any dress that deploys both that neckline and that skirt.
Very elegant, but the shoes are too heavy.
Not to crazy about everything being purple, plus the hair’s a bit too Priscilla Presley for our tastes, but she looks pretty good overall.
She’s a goddess, but that’s a tough color, there’s a bit too much pulling, and the shoes look too heavy.
Pretty in an unexpected way. It suits her.
Very nice. We don’t always love her choices but this really works for her. Love the colors.
Those glasses are DOING IT for us.
Queen Helen of the Island Nation of Fuckinfantastica, peasants. You are commanded to bow dow —
Oh. You already are. Carry on with your worship, then.
This is the best thing she’s worn in ages.
It’s pretty in its own way, but we think we’d like it more if it was a bedspread in the Pottery Barn catalogue, where it seems to belong.
Now THAT is what a Grande Dame of the theater looks like, bitches.
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