Paula Patton in Thomas Wylde at the 2015 Chrysalis Butterfly Ball

Posted on June 09, 2015

It’s JUNE, ladystars. Why do you all insist on going out wearing ten pounds of upholstery fabric? Of all the current red carpet trends with which we simply canNOT, going out as a couch tops the list of the ones we canNOT the absolute MOST.

That made sense in our heads.

 

Paula-Patton-2015-Chrysalis-Butterfly-Ball-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Thomas-Wylde-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Paula Patton attends the 2015 Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles, California in a Thomas Wylde printed dress featuring puffed shoulders and oversized long bell cuffs from the Spring 2015 collection.

Paula-Patton-2015-Chrysalis-Butterfly-Ball-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Thomas-Wylde-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Thomas Wylde Spring 2015 Collection

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Paula-Patton-2015-Chrysalis-Butterfly-Ball-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Thomas-Wylde-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)

It’s not a bad-looking pattern, although the color doesn’t really do much for her. And we suppose we could support the silhouette under the right circumstances, although it seems like a bit of a sudden left turn in her style evolution. But you put the two together and it just looks unworkable to our eyes. You could call it an instance of Girl, That’s Not Your Dress, but we’re not entirely sure whose dress this could possibly be.

Her makeup looks weird, yes? The doll cheeks are freaking us out.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Thomas Wylde]

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