“Orange is the New Black” Fan Event Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on June 12, 2015

Stand BACK, you guys. It’s time for the Ladies of Litchfield to TURN IT OUT.

Note: Said turning-out will occur at various levels of proficiency. We’re warning you now.

Adrienne Moore
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Absolutely adorable dress. We didn’t even recognize her. Not so much on those shoes, though.

 

Danielle Brooks
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Slaying.

 

Diane Guerrero
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She had us until the fringe. Bless.

 

Emma Myles
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Almost completely unrecognizable. The dress isn’t bad but hoo boy, that is some awful footwear.

 

Jackie Cruz
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Oh, honey. Nothing you’re wearing actually goes with anything else you’re wearing.

 

Jessica Pimentel
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Not bad.

But what is going on with all the bad shoe choices?

 

Kate Mulgrew
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That jacket appears to be ruining an otherwise perfectly chic look for her.

 

Kimiko Glenn
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Gumby.

 

Laura Prepon
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The outfit is surprisingly chic, but totally wrong for June. And we’re not loving the super-heavy makeup. If she was in a gown or some thing we might have been okay with it, but it doesn’t go with an outfit like that.

 

Laverne Cox
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Clearly here to kick some ass.

 

Lea DeLaria
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You do you, girl.

 

Lori Petty
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And … uh… You do… whatever that is you’re trying to do there, honey.

 

Natasha Lyonne
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Simple and cute, if a little snug.

 

Ruby Rose
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Only Liza can pull of sparkly pants and a sparkly top at the same time.

 

Selenis Leyva
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Oooh, the lower half is … not good.

Love the shoes, though.

 

Samira Wiley
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Gorgeous.

Except the shoes.

 

Taryn Manning
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We give up.

 

Taylor Schilling
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She managed to look matronly while sporting side cutouts. That’s almost impressive.

Girl, those are NOT your shoes.

 

Uzo Aduba
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Shutting it down, top to bottom.

 

Vicky Jeudy
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Ditto.

 

Yael Stone
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Someone is going to need to sit this cast down and have a good talk with them about footwear. And also about not picking ugly little girl dresses for the red carpet. We’re just saying.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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