Did we mention we’re scraping the bottom of the celebrity appearance barrel lately? We don’t even know what it means to “launch” rubies, unless they were firing them out of a cannon or something. All we know is there’s a celebrity standing in front of a corporate logo wearing a known designer’s outfit that she didn’t pay for. Let’s go judge her.
God, those last two sentences are beautiful, are they not? The T Lo Mission Statement in full.
Gemfields brand ambassador Mila Kunis attends a photocall for the launch of Gemfields Mozambican rubies in London in an Antonio Berardi white dress paired with Gemfields jewelry and Jimmy Choo ‘Anouk’ pumps.
Wow. It’s like she took a digital version of this look and ran it through a bunch of filters to drain every last bit of interest out of it. She instagrammed the fuck out of it, in other words. Not that we loved the look book version all that much – it’s okay, we guess – but at least it’s something to look at. This looks like she actively tried to make it as boring as possible.
And you’d think she’d play up the ruby theme a little more. A pair of red shoes wouldn’t kill you, honey.
Feh. Boring and unimaginative. No points awarded. Sit down, girl.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Antonio Berardi]