Darlings, here is your Bomer. It’s a boring Bomer, which is kind of a bummer.
Matt, you are never going to be the sex god you were meant to be if you show up at your stripper movie dressed like an accountant. This is terribly disappointing. Go home, take everything off, and wait for further instructions from us.
Text us when you’re ready.
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