We will stipulate that we have the greatest jobs in the world. But we’re whiny bitches, so we reserve the right to complain about them like any queens would with their galpals over a cup of coffee. Just pretend we’re in the breakroom right now and we just got finished gossiping about whether that partner is sleeping with that bitch from HR.
It’s like this: summer sucks, you guys. All the big stars go on vacation and there’s just so little worth talking about on the whole celebu-style front. Every day is a constant struggle over questions like “Do we really need to feature Bella Thorne leaving a nail salon? Have things gotten that bad?”
So when the name Jessica Chastain and the phrase “Ralph Lauren Wimbledon Party” passed in front of our eyes, we yelled like a copy chief in an old-timey melodrama about the newspaper industry, “I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE DETAILS! JUST RUN IT!”
This is a long way of saying, “Here’s Jessica Chastain, movie star, in a boring outfit.”
Although in all fairness, she looks very nice and very venue-appropriate. We’re just cranky over the slim pickings on the style front.”
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Ralph Lauren Collection]
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