TAKE MY PICTURE! TAKE MY PICTURE! TAKE MY PICTURE!
Hilary Duff spotted outside the MTV Studios in New York City in a Marco de Vincenzo fringed grid top paired with Frame ‘Le Color’ destroy skinny-fit jeans and Brian Atwood pumps.
Okay, okay, girl. Calm down. We see you. It’s kind of hard to avoid seeing you in that getup.
We need to work on your clear and over thirstiness, but we can’t fault you for lack of skill when it comes to dressing for attention. We’re fairly certain this looked clownish as hell in person. That top is just silly and those jeans are both too tight on you and too artfully ripped to be taken seriously. But for pictures? That you want to have picked up and spread all over the world within hours? This is how you do it. You put your ugly fringe top on, suck it in and button those too-tight white jeans, and sashay down the sidewalk like you own it.
But like we said, you have to work on that whole “owning the sidewalk” thing. Right now your eager-beaver smiles give the impression that you merely rented the sidewalk for this occasion. And that’s not as fabulous. The trick is to dress like a sexy clown while acting annoyed that everyone’s looking at you in your sexy clown costume. We didn’t make the rules; we’re here to merely observe and report on them, darling.
[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, RGK/PacificCoastNews, IMAXTree]