Okay, first: recaps of episodes 2, 3 and 4 of the recently dropped season 3 of Orange is the New Black are coming your way very shortly. As per the usual with this show, we couldn’t possibly keep up with the episodic recaps since the audience all binge-watched their way through it in 48 hours. We’re gonna recap 3 episodes at a time a couple times a week until we’re done. Promise.
Second: Girl, no.
“Orange is the New Black” actress Taylor Schilling visits “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” at Rockefeller Center in New York City in a Georgine gold taroni silk turtleneck wrap dress paired with Casadei heels and Ron Hami jewelry.
While the makeup is as on-point as its ever been with you (Seriously, good job there), you are simply not the kind of gal who can pull off a metallic gold wrap dress with a choker. You just aren’t that disco-ready girl, girl. Unless you’re talking something like Lauren Hutton at Studio 54 with Halston and Warhol (which is TOTALLY you), but then we’re talking about more of a silk pantsuit kind of look. Girl, this is not your dress. You are way too blonde and white for it. Pack it up and send it off to Lupita at your earliest convenience. Think about the Lauren Hutton thing.
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