Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Bryce Dallas Howard in Emilio Pucci at the “Jurassic World” LA Premiere

Posted on June 10, 2015

This is absolutely not the style direction we would have taken her had anyone cared to ask our opinion ahead of time.

Which they should have, of course.

Bryce-Dallas-Howard-Jurassic-World-Los-Angeles-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Bryce Dallas Howard attends the premiere of “Jurassic World” held at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Saint Laurent heels, and jewelry by Jennifer Meyer, Anita Ko and Eddera.

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Bryce-Dallas-Howard-Jurassic-World-Los-Angeles-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-(7)Emilio Pucci Fall 2014 Collection

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While this kind of heavily lacquered and painted look works fairly well for her sister-from-another-mister Jessica Chastain,on Miss Bryce it just looks, well… draggy. And not in the fun, glamorous way. More in the “You are wearing WAY too much makeup, queen” way. And the Hitler hair is so very not her hair. She should be clean-faced and wind-blown. Whoever told her she was a Morticia got it totally wrong. Even the color of the dress is wrong for her. And the style comes off a little trashy. She should be shooting for a breezier, sportier style than this.

Girl, that’s not your dress. Pack it up and send it off to Jessica. She’s better at the drag stuff.

[Photo Credit: Thomas Janssen/PacificCoastNews, PacificCoastNews, IMAXTree]

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