Friday Leftovers

Darlings, our hearts are full of love and our bloodstreams are full of Champagne as we celebrate this historic day for gay folks. So we’re only going to be half-bitchy this time. It’s the least we could do.

Hit it, losers.

Amber Heard in Monique Lhuillier
Amber Heard attends the premiere of “Magic Mike XXL” at TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX in Hollywood, California in Monique Lhuillier.

Fine, but Miss Piggy will be coming after you if you don’t give it back in a timely manner.

Andie MacDowell
Andie MacDowell attends the premiere of “Magic Mike XXL” at TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX in Hollywood, California.

Brown satin should be illegal.

Chloë Moretz
Chloë Grace Moretz at the Coach and Friends of the High Line Summer Party in New York City.

Cute enough.

Cobie Smulders in Misha Nonoo
Cobie Smulders attends the “Unexpected” premiere during BAMcinemaFest 2015 in New York City in Misha Nonoo.

We like it for the drama but it seems kind of heavy for New York in June.

Debra Messing
Debra Messing attends “Primates of Park Avenue” by Dr. Wednesday Martin Release Event in New York City.

YOU’RE NOT LUCY RICARDO.

Stop dressing like her.

Ed Sheeran
Ed Sheeran attends the 2015 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada./em>

He looks like he was forced to walk though an automated car wash.

Emilia Clarke in Calvin Klein
Emilia Clarke attends photocall for “Terminator Genisys” in Paris, France in Calvin Klein.

“For this ensemble, I was inspired by my own skin!”

Garcelle Beauvais
Garcelle Beauvais attends the premiere of “Magic Mike XXL” at TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX in Hollywood, California.

Train wreck.

Jada Pinkett Smith in Elizabeth and James
Jada Pinkett Smith makes an appearance on “Despierta America” to promote “Magic Mike XXL” at Univision Studios in Miami, Florida in Elizabeth and James.

Chic.

Kate Bosworth
Kate Bosworth at the Coach and Friends of the High Line Summer Party in New York City.

You had us until we got to the shoes, Marie Antoinette.

Kelly Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne attends Logo TV’s “Trailblazers” at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine in New York City.

Love it all, actually. Especially the purse.

Sophie McShera and Joanne Froggatt
Sophie McShera and Joanne Froggatt attend the Downton Abbey Gala Dinner at the Landmark Hotel in London.

Ladies, we love you, but those look like bridal shop specials.

Susan Sarandon
Susan Sarandon attends the Taormina Festival and Grey Goose Party in Taormina, Italy.

We like the idea, but it could definitely use some zhuzhing and adjusting. Those look like hospital patient slippers.

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