Celebrity Jorts-Off: Jennifer Lawrence vs Diane Kruger

Posted on June 11, 2015

Jennifer-Lopez-Diane-Kruger-GOTSNYC-Denim-Shorts-Street-Style-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Darlings, it’s exceedingly rare for us to post one “Who wore it best,” let alone two within 24 hours, but once these pics came down the wire, it was hard not to see the similarities; not just the hideous pantwear, but the focus-pulling footwear, touches of red, and douchey hats. It’s just crying out for a cage match.

 

Jennifer-Lopez-Diane-Kruger-GOTSNYC-Denim-Shorts-Street-Style-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Jennifer Lawrence out and about in NYC wearing Rag & Bone denim shorts, a Rag & Bone ‘Dering’ tee, a Banana Republic Tina hat, Gianvito Rossi halter-strap sandals, an Isabel Marant gold spike pendant ‘Leon’ necklace, and an Elizabeth & James ‘Cynnie’ woven mini bucket bag.

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While the state of her jorts are worthy only for painting one’s bathroom, we do love that purse she’s toting. And the oversized shirt really works well in a sexy, slouchy kind of way. We don’t love the shoes, but they’re more or less appropriate and they dress the look up a bit.

Now let’s see how the German team is doing.

 

Jennifer-Lopez-Diane-Kruger-GOTSNYC-Denim-Shorts-Street-Style-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Diane Kruger is spotted out and about in NYC wearing a Madewell oversized pebble plaid boyshirt, Rag & Bone ‘Keaton’ sunglasses, a Cambridge Satchel Company twist lock satchel, and Kate Bosworth X Matisse Star boots.

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Hmm. We’re afraid it becomes immediately obvious to us that this is the lesser jorts ensemble. The hat’s too small, the shirt doesn’t add anything to the look, the jorts are kind of baggy and there’s an epic case of stankboot brewing down below. Also: the purse doesn’t seem to really go with the rest of it. Sorry, Diane. Your casual sidewalk sashay game is usually fairly solid, but Miss Jennifer schooled you on this one.

[Photo Credit: Teach/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Timur/MaxNY/FAMEFLYNET, papjuice/INFphoto.com, INFphoto.com]

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