Bryce Dallas Howard and Chris Pratt at the “Jurassic World” Paris Premiere

Posted on June 01, 2015

Movie premieres are grim, serious affairs. After all, who in their right mind would want to wear really fabulous clothes and have a party thrown in your honor in Paris? Horrible. No wonder these two look so miserable.

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Y’know, it’s a good thing she started laughing or we’d have thought these were pictures taken at a charity benefit for land mine victims or something. You guys, what’s with the funeral clothes? You’re at you’re freaking DINOSAUR MOVIE premiere! Not exactly Oscar-bait material, y’know? You’re allowed to have a little fun with your clothes. Where’s the color? The prints and patterns? The sense that you’re here because you love this movie and not because you’re contractually obligated to pose for pictures in front of its logo? Come on now, kids. You’re better than this. Chris, let’s see some vest action again. Or hey. It’s summer. How about a lightweight suit in a light color? Bryce, this isn’t a melodrama.You can wear knee-length. Have more fun with it. Wear jewelry. Embrace color.

Must we tell you everything? Tsk. Now go back home and think about what you’ve done. Next time, we expect fireworks.

[Photo Credit: John Rasimus/PacificCoastNews, CHP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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