We just want to start off by saying that yesterday, when we were whining about the lack of interesting celebrity events lately, we pulled an example straight out of our asses (as we are wont to do from time to time) and said:
“Every day is a constant struggle over questions like “Do we really need to feature Bella Thorne leaving a nail salon? Have things gotten that bad?”
Well, we must have been having a psychic moment, because yes, things have gotten that bad. Worse, even. It’s Bella Thorne MODELING CROCS. We don’t know what’s sadder; that she got talked into this or that we’re so desperate for coverage that we’re going to spotlight it.
Crocs ‘Sexi’ Flip Sandal
The romper’s cute enough, if you’re young and skinny enough to pull it off. Attagirl, Bella. You fit the micron-thin slice of the population for which this garment was designed and you are working it appropriately. Personally, we think the print looks like shelf-liner paper, but that’s just us.
The Crocs are hideous, but everyone knew that already. We are amused that they weren’t foolish enough to call them “Sexy,” so they spelled it with an i instead. Sexi! It only sounds like “Sexy!” But it really means the total opposite!
Look, no one’s taking your precious fungus shoes away from you, Croc lovers. Fly that freak (and comfort) flag proudly! But let’s not pretend they’re not hiddy, hmm?
[Photo Credit: Girlie/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, ASOS, Crocs]