Amy Schumer in Halston Heritage at the 2015 Glamour Women of the Year Awards

Posted on June 03, 2015

We had a whole paragraph written about how it was just SO AMY that the neckline of the dress was all askew and we were set to wag our fingers and “Oh YOU” her into fixing it when we realized that’s actually the design of the dress. Now we’re mad at it, because we had to trash that whole paragraph and it was really funny.

You guys, it was like the funniest thing we ever wrote. And now Amy’s ruined it for us all.

Amy-Schumer-2015-Glamour-Women-of-the-Year-Awards-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Halston-Heritage-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Amy Schumer attends the 2015 Glamour Women of the Year Awards at Berkeley Square Gardens in London in a Halston Heritage dress from the Spring 2015 collection.

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Wonky neckline aside (and admittedly, the more we look at it, the more it spurs eyelid twitches), we really love this for her. It’s got a bold, simple sexiness to it that really suits her. She’s not frou-frou but we think she’s a gal who likes to look good nonetheless. This hits all her sweet spots, we think. The shoes, however, are not so great. Inoffensive, but very far from the best choice she could have made. We’d have put her in a gold metallic sandal to really play up the sexy factor.

It’s the “running a half-marathon for charity” hair that’s the really wrong part here. Honey, you’re in a sexy Halston gown. Now’s not the time for the practical, “keep the sweat out of my eyes” hair. Play it up.

[Photo Credit: Stills Press/PRPhotos.com, FameFlynetUK/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, INFphoto.com, Halston Heritage]

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