We’re just rounding all these people up in one post. Not out of punishment or anything, but because this was kind of a dull red carpet. No one looked terrible and most people looked good-to-really good, but nothing really set us on fire. Risk-taking is dead. Christmas is canceled.
Hit it, tastefully boring ones.
A lovely color and dress. Very nice.
This one’s kind of interesting, but the mismatched pinks are giving us eyelid twitches.
Please drop your resume in the slot and have a seat.
Cute dress but the shoes don’t seem right.
It looks a little veiny, but credit due for choosing an interesting and little-seen on the red carpet color combo.
Not terrible, but the neckline’s too broad and the shoes are dull.
OH THANK GOD
SOMEONE WORE CRAZY SHIT
Office Holiday party.
That’s not necessarily a bad thing.
We like the dress – but why are we seeing so many boring black pumps?
We love her, but she’s in serious need of a style rethink.
Not entirely in love with the color scheme, but it’s a great look for her.
Gets the job done.
By the way, you should watch her Bessie Smith biopic on HBO. It was pretty awesome.
We just dislocated our jaws from yawning so hard.
At least it’s not a totally boring black dress. Just a partially boring one.
Celebrities, you better do better tomorrow. That’s all we’re saying. You’ve let us down today.
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