Darlings, we brewed up a piping hot pot of bitter tea, ate ourselves a couple of big ol’ bowls of Bitcheeos, sharpened our claws, spritzed ourselves with vinegar and settled into the shade for some primo celebrity ripping. Because don’t these two attention whores deserve to be taken down a peg or two? Isn’t that, in fact, the calling we answered? Why God created us? The answer is yes.
But we don’t know. We find ourselves unable to work up the bile.
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris spotted out for a late night date in New York City. Taylor Swift is wearing an Aqua textured floral top and skirt paired with a Prada ‘Saffiano’ tote and Prada peep toe slingback sandals.
Sure, we hate her outfit, which is juvie-sexy and too matchy, two qualities that tend to irritate us the most. Plus he’s got some comfy kicks on so he can lead her around like a show horse as she totters behind him on a pair of ankle-snappers. And he’s covered up for a slightly chilly night (as is every one else) while she’s wearing something she could pretty much go swimming in. But darlings, our hearts are full of an inexplicable love and we can’t bring ourself to say these things. It would be too cruel. They’re young, rich underwear models in love and we should leave them to it.
[Photo Credit: GG/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, nordstrom.com, saksfifthavenue.com, bloomingdales.com]
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