Attractive people with great bodies and hair, wearing generic, but passably good outfits:
Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello attend the premiere of “Hot Pursuit” at the TCL Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California. Sofia Vergara is wearing a Georges Chakra couture dress paired with Christian Louboutin heels and Neil Lane Jewelry earrings.
It’s been a good while since we played “Be Me or Do Me Bingo,” but sets of pictures like this make us want to get back to it. You see, Chapter 5 of “Everyone Wants to Be Me or Do Me” is the one about the red carpet, where we wrote about (among many other things) red-hot couples of the moment and how they pose on the red carpet to get maximum attention:
“You can expect to see her pressing her entire body up against his. They will whisper things to each other as if this moment of screaming and flashbulbs is the best time for one of them to turn to the other to express their devotion. She will throw her head back to the ceiling and laugh, exposing every one of her expensive teeth. He’ll smile devilishly over his shoulder, as if to wink at all the photographers who are frantically hoping he pops wood while they have their cameras on him. They’ll make sure to look deep into each other’s eyes constantly, as if there wasn’t a wall of 50 shrieking social misfits taking hundreds of pictures a minute. It’s all about making sure that everyone sees how insanely happy and sexually fulfilled you are, sort of like going out somewhere you know your ex will be and making sure you’re going to look fabulous when he sees you.”
We’d say they nailed it, wouldn’t you? Excellent attention-whoring, you crazy kids. Glad to see you bought our book. Please recommend it to all your celebrity friends.
This concludes our own whoring for the day.
[Photo Credit: ER/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, KM/FAMEFLYNET, IMAXTree]