This is one of those moments where you look at Melissa McCarthy, ponder her life for a second and then say, “Well, she’s clearly doing something right.”
That’s what you call “winning at life.”
And hey, we even like the dress. We don’t like the print much or the color scheme (What’s with all the poopy browns lately, girl?), but the shape and style really suit her. It’s not what we’d have recommended, but she likes herself some major coverage. We just wish it was a prettier or more interesting print.
Jude, you’ve lost the damn plot. Go home and think about your choices.
We always thought Jason Statham looked like the gay porn version of Homer Simpson. And now you’ll always think that too. You’re welcome.
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