George Clooney and Amal Clooney at the “Tomorrowland” Tokyo Premiere

Posted on May 26, 2015

Uncle George barely bothered and Mrs. Uncle George is trying a little hard. This is par for the course.

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Wait. Which one’s the movie star at their own premiere? It’s hard to tell.

It’s like he’s actively trying to make our eyelids twitch by packing in every guy mistake that drives us the most nuts; from the puddling pants hem to the collapsed shirt placket to double-buttoning his jacket, which is a mistake no man anywhere near his age should be making. Add some mismatched blacks and you’ve got yourself a pair of bitchy style bloggers who are mere seconds away from collapsing under all the wrongness.

As for her, she continues to try too hard and continues to not deserve the fashionista label so many are hanging on her. Yes, she’s got style and she can wear some real high-impact pieces, but she consistently makes rookie mistakes, like wearing a sleek gown like this one, but failing to secure the undergarment situation. Her boobs are lopsided and you can make out the line of her thong. Don’t pick a metallic satin gown if you’re not a hundred percent sure you can get every detail right. Additionally, the brassy yellow of the gown is pretty awful and the craft store flower at the neck doesn’t exactly give off the whiff of high-end fashion.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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