The stars failed to entertain us in so many ways this week, darlings. Here are the ones who failed to entertain us the most. Let’s judge. It’s good for digestion.
Not terrible, but we don’t think the shoes really go with the dress and the shape of the skirt could be a little sleeker.
Pretty fabulous, actually.
Gay-Porn Homer needs to find himself a new stance for the red carpet. This one’s getting stale. And besides, he looks like he’s waiting for the music to start for his strip routine.
So that’s what happened to our old kitchen curtains from the ’90s. We were wondering.
It’s a clutch, not a crotch shield, hon. Cute look, though.
Heavy, funereal, and pancake-boobing.
She needed edgier accessories to set this off. It’s not a bad little leather dress for her, although it looks like the bust could be fitted better.
We’ve never seen anyone hold their clutch like a bottle of perfume. That’s a new one.
Also: that neckline is egregious. EGREGIOUS.
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