Friday Leftovers

Posted on May 29, 2015

The stars failed to entertain us in so many ways this week, darlings. Here are the ones who failed to entertain us the most. Let’s judge. It’s good for digestion.


Viola Davis
Friday-Leftovers-5-29-2015-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Viola Davis attends ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ ATAS event at Sunset Gower Studios in Hollywood, California.


Not terrible, but we don’t think the shoes really go with the dress and the shape of the skirt could be a little sleeker.



Marion Cotillard  in Christian Dior Couture
Friday-Leftovers-5-29-2015-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Marion Cottilad attends the premiere of “The Little Prince” during the 2015 Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in Christian Dior Couture.


Pretty fabulous, actually.



Jason Statham
Friday-Leftovers-5-29-2015-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Jason Statham attends photocall for “Spy” in Berlin, Germany.


Gay-Porn Homer needs to find himself a new stance for the red carpet. This one’s getting stale. And besides, he looks like he’s waiting for the music to start for his strip routine.


Natalie Portman
Friday-Leftovers-5-29-2015-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Natalie Portman speaks at Harvard’s College Class Day in Tercentenary Theater in Cambridge, Massachusetts.


So that’s what happened to our old kitchen curtains from the ’90s. We were wondering.



Sophie Turner in Christian Dior
Friday-Leftovers-5-29-2015-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Sophie Turner attends special screening of “Barely Lethal” in Los Angeles, California in Christian Dior.


It’s a clutch, not a crotch shield, hon. Cute look, though.



Michelle Rodriguez in Vionnet
Friday-Leftovers-5-29-2015-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)Michelle Rodriguez attends the closing ceremony and the premiere of “La glace et le ciel” during the 2015 Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in Vionnet.


Heavy, funereal, and pancake-boobing.



Malin Akerman
Friday-Leftovers-5-29-2015-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)Malin Akerman attends the premiere of “San Andreas” held at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California.


She needed edgier accessories to set this off. It’s not a bad little leather dress for her, although it looks like the bust could be fitted better.


Allison Janney
Friday-Leftovers-5-29-2015-Red-Carpet-Rundown-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (8)Allison Janney attends the premiere of “Spy” at Odeon Leicester Square in London, England.

We’ve never seen anyone hold their clutch like a bottle of perfume. That’s a new one.

Also: that neckline is egregious. EGREGIOUS.


[Photo Credit: Peter West/ACE/, Patriot Pics/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, ER/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, PacificCoastNews, Getty Images]

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