Alright, also-rans. Let’s get this done so we can all hit the bar. Line up for judgment. You’ll feel a couple pricks and then it’ll be all over.
Thandie Newton in Monique Lhuillier
Thandie Newton attends the premiere of “Mad Max: Fury Road” in Los Angeles, California in Monique Lhuillier.
That’s way too much for a Mad Max premiere.
Solange Knowles in Rosie Assoulin
Solange Knowles attends Pioneer Works 2nd Annual Village Fete in New York City in Rosie Assoulin.
We’re not even sure we like this all that much, but she is serving up LIFE and ATTITUDE out the wazoo, which means we are obligated to love it.
Ruth Wilson attends Showtime’s “The Affair” screening and panel discussion at Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, California.
Yikes. Someone needs to learn accessorizing. None of these items go together. And that dress is dowdy, even with the giant keyhole.
Portia de Rossi
Portia de Rossi attends the “Scandal” ATAS event at the Directors Guild of America in Los Angeles, California.
For some reason, we find this whole look a little depressing.
Ellie Kemper attends the premiere of “The D Train” in New York City.
Schoolteacher out on the town.
Ansel Elgort attends the New York City Ballet 2015 Spring Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center in New York City.
Natalie Portman in Christian Dior
Natalie Portman attends The UCLA Israel Studies Award in Los Angeles, California in Christian Dior.
Dakota Fanning attends the NYLON Young Hollywood Party presented by BCBGeneration at HYDE Sunset: Kitchen + Cocktails in West Hollywood, California.
Big ol’ nothing.
Abbey Lee in Balmain
Abbey Lee attends the premiere of “Mad Max: Fury Road” in Los Angeles, California in Balmain.
Serving up early ’80s Monistat realness.
Malin Akerman attends the after-party for the special screening of “I’ll See You In My Dreams” in West Hollywood, California.
Hipster Hillary Clinton.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Rodarte
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the premiere of “Mad Max: Fury Road” held at the TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX in Los Angeles, California in Rodarte.
It’s still wacky as hell, but that’s the first Rodarte we didn’t hate on sight.
Matt Bomer attends the SHOWTIME And HBO VIP Pre-Fight Party for “Mayweather VS Pacquiao” in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Gwyneth Paltrow attends pecial screening of “I’ll See You In My Dreams” in West Hollywood, California.
Not even trying.
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