Let’s close out the week with the red carpet equivalent of last night’s meatloaf.
Elizabeth Banks in Elie Saab
Elizabeth Banks attends a VIP screening of “Pitch Perfect 2” at The Mayfair Hotel in London, England in Elie Saab.
Man, you almost had us there, Lizzie. We almost thought this was working when… BAM. Unexpected thighs.
Bradley Cooper attends The 2015 Tony Award Nominees Meet And Greet at the Paramount Hotel in New York City.
Just woke up.
Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani
Cate Blanchett attends the Giorgio Armani 40th Anniversary event in Milan, Italy in Giorgio Armani.
CAUTION. WOMAN AT WERQ.
Juliette Lewis at the screening of “Saint Laurent” at the Tribeca Grand Hotel in New York City.
These were the only clean items she had, presumably.
Benjamin McKenzie attends Fox’s “Gotham” Season Finale Screening at Landmark Theatre in Los Angeles, California.
Given his career, it’s perhaps not surprising he dresses like an off-duty cop at a wedding.
Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda
Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda attend the premiere of Netflix’s “Grace and Frankie” at Regal Cinemas L.A. in Los Angeles, California.
Elizabeth Olsen in The Row
Elizabeth Olsen attends screening of Marvel’s “Avengers: Age of Ultron” at SVA Theater in New York City in The Row.
Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen
Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen attend the “Far From The Madding Crowd” New York special screening at The Paris Theatre in New York City.
Easily one of the weirdest celeb-couplings we’ve ever heard of. Just when we made our piece with Charlize and Sean…
Boy, they’re both kind of a mess, no?
Leonardo DiCaprio in Giorgio Armani
Leonardo DiCaprio attends the Giorgio Armani 40th Anniversary event in Milan, Italy in Giorgio Armani.
Our brains refuse to accept this.
Brooklyn Decker attends the premiere of Netflix’s “Grace and Frankie” at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California.
Introducing the para-dress. If you dropped her off the top of a skyscraper, she’d gently float to the ground.
Connie Britton attends the The Hill, Extra and The Embassy of Canada Celebrate The White House Correspondents’ Dinner Weekend at Embassy of Canada in Washington, DC.
Honey, come on. You’re a TV star. Dress like one.
James Franco attends the AOL 2015 Newfront in New York City.
As James Franco red carpet appearances go, this is not bad.
Marisa Tomei attends the 2015 San Francisco International Film Festival in San Francisco, California.
Fast food employee in the future.
Laverne Cox in Opening Ceremony
Laverne Cox attends Time and People’s annual cocktail party on White House Correspondents’ Weekend at St Regis Hotel in Washington, DC in Opening Ceremony.
But leave the shoes behind, girl.
Mark Ruffalo in Billy Reid
Mark Ruffalo attends screening of Marvel’s “Avengers: Age of Ultron” at SVA Theater in New York City in Billy Reid.
Not so much on the shoes and DEFINITELY not on the hem of his pants, but the rest of it works nicely.
Cat Deeley in Monique Lhuillier
Cat Deeley attends the Samsung Studio LA Launch Event across from the Grove in Los Angeles, California in Monique Lhuillier.
Ooof. Honey, no.
Liza Caplan in Houghton
Lizzy Caplan at the 4th Annual “Reel Stories, Real Lives” event at Milk Studios in Hollywood, California in Houghton.
It’s a bit plain, but that color looks great on her.
Jude Law attends the 50th anniversary celebration of the Karlovy Vary International Film Festival at Soho House in West Hollywood, California.
Putting the Vanilli in Milli Vanilli.
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