Sometimes, darlings, we get to the end of our work day, look at the final one of the looks we chose to highlight as the dawn’s early light had yet to be born, and we turn to each other and say, “Wait. Why the hell did we pick this?”
We must have been drunk. Or more likely, she was when she picked this out. Like us, she was probably dazzled by the bold print of the skirt. Unlike us, she apparently didn’t see that it was a stiff and tablecloth-y skirt. And also that someone forgot to design a top half to go with it. And we’re thinking she won that clutch from one of those claw pick-a-prize machines that children always seem to get themselves stuck in.
Are we being harsh? Like bleach, darlings. But it’s all said out of love. She’s so naturally gorgeous that she should be acing the red carpet every time she hits it, with almost no effort at all. Granted, this isn’t exactly the Oscars and we imagine if she was reading this right now she’d be telling us to go fuck ourselves, but …
Actually, we don’t have a way of finishing that sentence.
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