We do so love Cannes. Not just because it encourages international stars to dress like it’s Fashion Mardi Gras, but also because that French Riviera air apparently makes them all ragingly horny and handsy on the red carpet.
Sienna Miller (pictured w/ Xavier Dolan) attends the premiere of “Carol” during the 2015 Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in a custom Sonia Rykiel dress with matching cape paired with Bulgari jewelry and clutch.
We have a tradition. Whenever a couple is displaying over-the-top PDAs in front of us – especially if they appear to be a couple whose relationship length can be counted in hours or even minutes (i.e., drunk people), we don’t say “Get a room” or throw water on them, the way we were taught to by our parents, as well as various civil and religious leaders. Instead, we play a loud game of “Who’s going down?” and try to figure out which one of them will be going down on the other one first. We’re just saying. It’s a fun and bitchy way to pass the time.
Anyway, she looks like some sort of crazed witch and somehow that’s working for us in this environment. Like she’s going to spirit him away to her gingerbread house and … well.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, INFphoto.com]
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