Jennifer Lopez in Charbel Zoe at the Billboard Music Awards

Posted on May 19, 2015

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No one here is buying the idea that your tits, cooch and ass are all being lovingly cupped by angel’s wings, so knock that silliness off.

Let’s shoot for “dignity” next time, hmm? Haha. Just kidding. We expect no less from you, diva. Except for maybe picking dresses that aren’t so hellaciously unflattering on you.

Geez. There was a time about five years ago where she was working a much more classically chic style, but with each passing year, she gets more and more attention-seeking. Honey, you do you, but keep one name in mind at all times as the days tick by:

Madonna.

That’s all we’re saying.

[Photo Credit: PRN/PRPhotos.com, David Gabber/PRPhotos.com, Getty Images]

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