Les Boys at 2015 CinemaCon

Posted on April 24, 2015

A veritable PARADE O’ BOYS, darlings! And all of them sporting questionable grooming and footwear, like so many boys tend to.

Let’s judge.

 

Armie Hammer
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 It’s finally happened. We have reached Peak Beard. This is not a guy who should be sporting one. In fact, this exact picture set us both off for several minutes on this week’s “Pop Style Opinionfest” podcast, so you should absolutely go and take a listen to our cartoon voices going off on the topic of Boy, That’s Not Your Beard.

 

 

Adam Rodriguez
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God, that hat. No, Adam.

 

 

Michael B. Jordan
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Perfect, as always.

 

 

Tom Hardy
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A bit underdressed for our tastes (although the guys in suits strike us as slightly overdressed, to be fair), but the boy sure does know how to pull off Trashy Hot. That’s one trailer in the trailer park we’d happily visit.

 

 

Nicholas Hoult
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Cute face, hideous jacket.

 

 

Joe Manganiello
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Boring, but if he lifted his shirt for a couple of shots, we’d find it in our hearts to forgive him.

 

 

Channing Tatum
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This is fine, but it would be better with a colored shirt.

 

 

Matt Bomer
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 Ditto.

 

 

Henry Cavill
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 Dude, you really need a rethink. These suits don’t fit you anymore and they just make you look chunky and strangely middle-aged all of sudden.

 

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