Kristen Stewart in Self-Portrait at “Clouds of Sils Maria” Screening

Posted on April 06, 2015

Sorry, Kristen. Not even you.

Oh, we’d like to believe you are the one true gal who can rock a macrame top, but alas, the pictures tell the real story.

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Presumably not the kind of top for those water-retaining days. Also, your high-waisted longbutt pants are questionable. The fact that both pieces are connected as a jumpsuit is disturbing. On the other hand, we kind of love the “It’s school picture day and I hate you, Mom” hair. It’s not pretty, but it’s just so very you, darling.

In fact, this whole look is so very you that it circles back around from, well, ugly into something almost … acceptable. It suits you, is what we’re saying. No one can do “moody edgy chick” like you can, dear.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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