Heidi Klum in Cushnie et Ochs at the “America’s Got Talent” Season 10 Red Carpet Event

Y’know, we’ve been doing this gig a long time, and when you’ve hammered out as many words on the topic of celebrity style as we have, the most important part of your job becomes making sure you don’t get repetitive. Which is why we’re kinda pissed at Heidi right now, for forcing us to say the following:

Heidi Klum attends the “America’s Got Talent” Season 10 Red Carpet Event at Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California in a Cushnie et Ochs deep v-neck mesh-inset sheath dress paired with Givenchy ‘Clara’ leather platform sandals.

DO YOU PEOPLE NOT OWN MIRRORS OR SOMETHING?

That is, without a doubt, one of the most unflattering dresses we’ve seen on her. Which probably shouldn’t be that surprising, because while Heidi dances with tacky all the time, she’s usually pretty good about knowing the best kind of garments to suit her body.

It’s not just the totally awkward placement of the cutouts – which once again proves our often-repeated assertion that side cutouts are the work of SATAN – but the mesh is causing a very odd and unflattering visual effect around her rib cage. We’ll give her a tiny bit of leeway on this one, however, because she’s in some very strong direct sunlight which is probably heightening the weird visual.

Whatever the explanation, it’s horrifically unflattering on her.

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com]

• America’s Got Talent
• Cushnie et Ochs
• Givenchy
• Heidi Klum
• Red Carpet